Retirement Party
Wow, yesterday was a blast. Had the biggest retirement party ever. Not only did both 'Publicans an' Demoncrats come out to celebrate my eight years of office, but looking out over the mall it looked near 'bout the whole country came to give me a proper send off. Heck, even Aretha Franklin came out an' belted out a number fer ol' Dubya.
Oh yeah, an' they also swore the new guy in. After all, can't hog all the glory to myself.
Oh yeah, an' they also swore the new guy in. After all, can't hog all the glory to myself.
posted by Dubya | 11:38 AM
3 Comments:
Sir, you were a master at humility. Thank you for screwing this country up so badly! We'll be laughing at your antics for a long time to come!
Now you finally have time to finish those Hooked on Phonics sessions you started 8 years ago. You'll be readin' and speakin' gooder in no time, sir!
Wow, I already miss the shit out of you? Who will a direct my misplaced anger at now? The other guy is just too nice to do that to.
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