SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
I am postin' this to my blog first so that my most loyal citizens here first what I have to say as yer great leader.
In the past hour our forces have driven from Iraq the last vestiges of terrorism. The war in Iraq is over, an' it's been so successful that beginnin' tomorrow the oil infrastructure will be in place so that gas prices will drop back to pre-1998 levels. As such, we will be saved from what would have certainly been a devastatin' recession. Additionally, John McCain has offered me the Vice Presidincy an' has promised that when he wins the Oval Office that he will resign in recognition of my superior leadership, thus by-passin' the Constitution an' providin' me with a third term as yer glorious Presidint.
An', oh yeah, April Fools!!!!
In the past hour our forces have driven from Iraq the last vestiges of terrorism. The war in Iraq is over, an' it's been so successful that beginnin' tomorrow the oil infrastructure will be in place so that gas prices will drop back to pre-1998 levels. As such, we will be saved from what would have certainly been a devastatin' recession. Additionally, John McCain has offered me the Vice Presidincy an' has promised that when he wins the Oval Office that he will resign in recognition of my superior leadership, thus by-passin' the Constitution an' providin' me with a third term as yer glorious Presidint.
An', oh yeah, April Fools!!!!
posted by Dubya | 10:45 PM
1 Comments:
It mus be great bein presdent.
You get to be a April Fool all year round!
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