Harry Potter's Gone to Pot

Okay, now there ya have it. That's why if my kids wuz still kids I wouldn't let them watch none a that Harry Potter witchcraft stuff. No values, an' evidently no clothes neither.

Fact of the matter is, though, my Jenna an' Barbara is all growed up an' mature like an' don't even need no more guidance--why, jus' this mornin' they even tol' me they're gonna fly ta London ta see some classy theater piece by the title of Equus.