A Brilliant Plan
The Dems are all in arms 'bout my new plan fer Iraq . . . , well, some 'Publicans too, like Chuck Hagel . . . , an' I guess the majority of Americans if you can b'lieve the polls--but who b'lieves polls?
Anyway, what nobody realizes is that I have a brilliant plan. An' I'm gonna share it with you, my loyal readers.
Once we get our 21,000 additional troops over there, most of 'em'll be situated in Baghdad. That'll cause a testicular shift--um, I mean tactical shift that the insurgents'll have to respond to strategically by regroupin'. An' that means that things'll get quiet fer a while. When that happens, I'm gonna declare victory an' haul ass outta there. Then, if things get all hairy an' Iraq goes ta shit after we're gone, it'll be the Iraqi's fault. See, it's a win-win.
But shhhhhh . . . , don't tell anybody. It's a secret.
Anyway, what nobody realizes is that I have a brilliant plan. An' I'm gonna share it with you, my loyal readers.
Once we get our 21,000 additional troops over there, most of 'em'll be situated in Baghdad. That'll cause a testicular shift--um, I mean tactical shift that the insurgents'll have to respond to strategically by regroupin'. An' that means that things'll get quiet fer a while. When that happens, I'm gonna declare victory an' haul ass outta there. Then, if things get all hairy an' Iraq goes ta shit after we're gone, it'll be the Iraqi's fault. See, it's a win-win.
But shhhhhh . . . , don't tell anybody. It's a secret.
posted by Dubya | 12:45 PM
4 Comments:
hope it don't snow
Hey Dubya, remember this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpiDqjW-TxY
Im all for a troop-surge, sir.
Lets start wit formr air-guardsmen who almos nevr reportd fer duty n who let their flight-fitness lapse sos theyd nevr hafta fly nothin ovr soufeast Asia some three deckades ago.
Raymond, all this talk a snow makes me think of my college days. All that snow. All pretty an' lined up in teeny-tiny rows . . . oh, wait, yer talkin' 'bout the weather. Nevermind.
Hey Anonymous, thanks fer the vid. Ah, good times, good times.
Hiya Joey, Thanks fer the suggestion, but ya gotta learn yer historic dates correckly. Three decades ago? Sounds to me like yer referencin' Korea.
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