March Madness
Well, here it is folks: the Big Dance, the NCAA tourney.
I got Texas an' Texas A&M picked to meet in the Championship game, with Texas winnin' a' course.
I tol' that to ol' Pelosi, an' she had the nerve to suggest that I can't pick it that way. Who is she to say what I can er can't pick? I'll pick whatever I damned well please. She's jus' the Speaker a' the House. She's not the boss of me. I'm the boss of me, goddamit!
Update: Okay, it turns out that I can't pick 'em fer the Final 'cause they're on the same side a' the bracket. Nevermind.
I got Texas an' Texas A&M picked to meet in the Championship game, with Texas winnin' a' course.
I tol' that to ol' Pelosi, an' she had the nerve to suggest that I can't pick it that way. Who is she to say what I can er can't pick? I'll pick whatever I damned well please. She's jus' the Speaker a' the House. She's not the boss of me. I'm the boss of me, goddamit!
Update: Okay, it turns out that I can't pick 'em fer the Final 'cause they're on the same side a' the bracket. Nevermind.
posted by Dubya | 4:07 PM
3 Comments:
That is a mere technicality Dubya. You need to use your magical Presidential powers to overcome the problem. Didn't anyone tell you about the Presidential magic wand?
Dear Dubya,
speaker pelosi serves at the pleasure of you, just like the US attorneys and the NCAA.
as commander in chief cant you just appoint the march madness winner? isn't this just another personnel matter?
Maybe you shoud jus stick to dribblin, sir.
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