Whew!!!
I was walkin' down the hall when some aide tol' me that congress had issued us a subpenis. I was all ready ta get insulted an' hold a press conference to prove that my penis was anythin' but "sub." Then the aide said, "No, Mr. Presidint, S-U-B-P-O-E-N-A-S."
Well, that's a relief.
Well, that's a relief.
posted by Dubya | 11:03 AM
1 Comments:
I've had experiences with subpenises & it was not pretty.
I'm glad to know you do not have a subpenis. It makes me feel safer in the war on subpenises terrorists.
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