Four Score . . .

Looks like Shinzo Abe is resignin' as Prime Minister o' Japan. I'll sure miss Abe, but he was a li'l slow at times. I remember askin' why his family an' so many other family's in Japan were such big fans of Abe Lincoln--I mean, what with takin' his name an' all. Prime Minister Abe jus' looked at me kinda funny like. You'd think a politician o' his stature could answer a simple inquestation.