Happy New Year!
I hereby resolve in 2008 to:
1. Respect the constitution as much as possible, so long as it agrees with my wants an' needs.
2. Change the constitution so that one day Schwarzenegger can be Presidint.
3. Watch the new Rambo film as soon as it comes out (don't tell Schwarzy, but I do like Sly Stallone flicks).
4. Stop sneakin' beers as often as I would otherwise do.
5. Tell friggin' Dick that it's my last year in office an' to let me have full use of the oval office goddammit.
Sincerely,
Dubya
1. Respect the constitution as much as possible, so long as it agrees with my wants an' needs.
2. Change the constitution so that one day Schwarzenegger can be Presidint.
3. Watch the new Rambo film as soon as it comes out (don't tell Schwarzy, but I do like Sly Stallone flicks).
4. Stop sneakin' beers as often as I would otherwise do.
5. Tell friggin' Dick that it's my last year in office an' to let me have full use of the oval office goddammit.
Sincerely,
Dubya
posted by Dubya | 10:41 PM
4 Comments:
You need to take a leaf out of your friend ex Aussie Prime Minister John Howard's book and use the old 'core' and 'non-core' promises line. It lets you do whatever you want, even if it's different from what you promised you'd do, though I suspect you may have a few tricks of your own already along those lines.
Sir, Happy New Year!
Repeal th 22nd amendment, sir ...
... so you can be presdent, like, ferevr.
Happy New Year!
I like your #1.LOL
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