Passwords is Tricky

Sorry I haven't posted fer a couple days. I lost my dang password. I usually keep it nex' ta the computer along with some o' the launch codes, but Dick came in a coupla days ago an' when he saw the launch codes he jus' 'bout busted a gut. Took it all away. Monitor, passwords, everythin'. But today I got myself a new monitor an' I remembered that my password's easy to remember, 'cause it's President! Shoot, I can't believe I forgot that.

Update: Okay, I jus' realize that I shouldn't have written that, so my password's no longer President--really.