Protectin' Y'all Even on Thanksgivin'
So there I am, sittin' down, waitin' fer the Dallas-Denver game to start, lookin' forward ta my Thanksgivin' turkey, when I hear some news types talkin' on the television 'bout how there's some kinda drug, tryptowatchamacallit . . . um . . . um . . . phan! Tryptophan, that's it!
So, they's talkin' 'bout how there's tryptophan in the turkey, an' how it's even in the free range birds like the one Chef is cookin' up fer me an' my family. So I call Dick, an' ask him if we should raise the terror alert 'cause a the contamination o' the food supply, an' he jus' says, What contamination?
So I says, Well, haven't ya heard 'bout that Vietnamese drug in the turkeys.
An' he says, Vietnam?!?
An' I says, Y'know the tryptophan, 'cause phan is like Vietnamese, right?
An' he jus' hangs up on me. Not a word.
Anyway, so don't anyone worry, I'm on top of things an' I'll be investigatin'. In the meantime, I hope everyone has a safe and Happy Thanksgivin'!
So, they's talkin' 'bout how there's tryptophan in the turkey, an' how it's even in the free range birds like the one Chef is cookin' up fer me an' my family. So I call Dick, an' ask him if we should raise the terror alert 'cause a the contamination o' the food supply, an' he jus' says, What contamination?
So I says, Well, haven't ya heard 'bout that Vietnamese drug in the turkeys.
An' he says, Vietnam?!?
An' I says, Y'know the tryptophan, 'cause phan is like Vietnamese, right?
An' he jus' hangs up on me. Not a word.
Anyway, so don't anyone worry, I'm on top of things an' I'll be investigatin'. In the meantime, I hope everyone has a safe and Happy Thanksgivin'!
posted by Dubya | 12:54 PM
2 Comments:
Tell th Veep ya got a 20 poun turkey an yad like im t stuff it!
An have a happy TG yerself, Mr President!
speaking of the dallas/denver game, what is with that dallas kicker? 36 yards isn't THAT far. he's brand new and already screwing up? big no-no, buddy. big no-no.
p.s. thanks for the support about the 30dayartist thing. i really appreciate it.
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