The Great Wall

Before leavin' China, I almos' made some kinda mistake. I was wantin' to race my bike on the Great Wall o' China, when a buncha Chinese officials objected and said I shouldn't. When I asked why, they said it'd be no different than ridin' up and down the steps o' the Lincoln Memorial.

Well, since they put it that way, I tol' them I woudn't do it. 'Cause, let me tell you from experience, ridin' the steps o' the Lincoln Memorial's jus' not as much fun as you'd think it.