Dems is Funny
I can't believe everyone thinks this whole Dubai runnin' American ports thing is got Republicans on the political defensive. Don't nobody get it, we is on the political attack. My poll numbers don't matter. I'll be Presidint fer my two full terms.
2006 is 'bout keepin' 'publicans in the house an' senate. The ports issue gives 'publicans a chance ta distance themselves from me, show that they got their own minds, an' puts 'em on the same page as Dems. An' we already know from the last two major 'lections that when 'publicans and Dems look alike, Americans choose 'publicans.
Man, me an' Karl cooked this one up good.
Well, Karl had the main idea, an' I helped flesh it out.
Okay, Karl thought it up and put it together while I was playin' video games, but when he showed it to me I approved it.
Well, at least he tells me I was playin' video games in the other room, but I approved the plan after it happened.
I mean I didn't really hear 'bout the plan til after I learned 'bout the ports deal, which I learned 'bout after it actually happened.
But once I knew what was goin' on, I approved it all retrofractally.
2006 is 'bout keepin' 'publicans in the house an' senate. The ports issue gives 'publicans a chance ta distance themselves from me, show that they got their own minds, an' puts 'em on the same page as Dems. An' we already know from the last two major 'lections that when 'publicans and Dems look alike, Americans choose 'publicans.
Man, me an' Karl cooked this one up good.
Well, Karl had the main idea, an' I helped flesh it out.
Okay, Karl thought it up and put it together while I was playin' video games, but when he showed it to me I approved it.
Well, at least he tells me I was playin' video games in the other room, but I approved the plan after it happened.
I mean I didn't really hear 'bout the plan til after I learned 'bout the ports deal, which I learned 'bout after it actually happened.
But once I knew what was goin' on, I approved it all retrofractally.
posted by Dubya | 12:08 PM
3 Comments:
Just as long as those ports are in states that voted for Kerry, it's fine. However, I might have to take the "Dubya '08" sign off of my lawn. Say, can Jeb run for another term cuz I'm a Floridian?
Salbert--real nice talk.
Hey Dubya--seems like Salbert here voted for you. Guess we can blame him for the port fiasco since he put ya back in office. :p
I can always seem ta count on Salbert fer support, though I can't say as he's ever actually said he voted fer me. I guess I could always look that up . . . um, no, no, what am I saying? Of course I can't look that up. We don't track how people vote.
Besides, I wouldn't look that up on principle anyway, 'cause election ballots is secrets and this administration believes in keepin' secrets.
Um, that didn't come out right.
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