I Feel so Betrayed

I can't believe Colin Powell is criticizin' me an' my choices. Where does he get off criticizin' his own boss? It's bad enough we hafta worry 'bout the Dems an' the terrorists, but ta have criticizin' comin' from within my administration is jus' intolerable. I won't put up with it. I will not tolerate dissent.

Update: Oh yeah, I fergot. Powell doesn't work for us anymore. Well, it's still bad form. From now on, I'm tappin' his phone.