Holy Highland Mangabeys!!!

Now scientists have discovered an entirely new genius of monkeys . . .

Wow, these scientist guys are good at findin' stuff. I think I'm gonna get these guys and them cricket guys together an' have them search fer the terrorists.

I tried tellin' Uncle Dick an' Rummy maybe we should have a science guy head up the CIA, but they jus' laughed at me, muttered somethin' 'bout me becomin' a Darwinian, an' then they walked away. I don't get it, what's Darwin got to do with science? I thought he was the guy who's against intelligent design.