Inspirational
First I watched Walkout on cable, an' now I'm witnessin' a real life walkout in America. Thousands an' thousands of people. An' I've gotta say, what with the economical impact an' all, that it's all become an inspirational an' eye-openin' experience fer me. 'Cause now I've got myself an idea on how I can make things better fer everyone.
How 'bout anytime anyone wants ta protest somethin' we charge a tax on it? We can have a "picket sign tax" an' a "street usage tax." That way only liberals an' progressives would hafta pay taxes.
There'll be loopholes, of course, fer pro-lifers an' such.
Update: Shoot, my legal advisor tells me we couldn't do it--that the Supreme Court would overturn such laws on account of free speech. Dang it, so why the heck did I bother puttin' Roberts an' Alito on the court fer? Who's gonna protect me an' my rights ta limit free speech? That's what I wanna know.
How 'bout anytime anyone wants ta protest somethin' we charge a tax on it? We can have a "picket sign tax" an' a "street usage tax." That way only liberals an' progressives would hafta pay taxes.
There'll be loopholes, of course, fer pro-lifers an' such.
Update: Shoot, my legal advisor tells me we couldn't do it--that the Supreme Court would overturn such laws on account of free speech. Dang it, so why the heck did I bother puttin' Roberts an' Alito on the court fer? Who's gonna protect me an' my rights ta limit free speech? That's what I wanna know.
posted by Dubya | 2:48 PM
2 Comments:
Dubya, your administration always promotes free speech, they make sure we speak our minds, especially on the phone.
Nex time theres a vacancy on th Spreme Cort, ya mite wanna nomnate a guy namd Benny Dick. He lives in Vatican City rite now.
I hear hes all for sppressin free speech.
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