Ouch! Now That's News!

All kinds of news goin' on today. Peter Goss resigns as CIA Directer. A Kennedy enters rehab. But by far the biggest news item is this scientifical study. Apparently, some kinda new research shows that anticipatin' pain causes people to experience pain. Man, that 'splains why my head hurts so much. I keep anticipatin' the next approvement polls on my Presidincy.