Ups and Downs

When I got up this mornin' I was pretty happy. An aide told me that my approvement polls had broken the 30% mark, so I told myself, "Well, self, there ya go, it might not be that high, but at least it's headin' in the right direction."

Apparently I was talkin' ta myself out loud again, so the aide looks at me funny an' says, "Um, sir, the polls fell below 30% for the first time--and my name's not Self, it's Steve."

After that, the day was all down hill.