Poesy
Somethin' else I enjoy doin' is writin' poetry. It's jus' a natural talent of mine. Here's one I penned this week:
I showed it to Dick but he threw it to the gound an' stomped on it, then walked off in a huff. But I think it's kinda funny. Jus' like the good ol' days of college.
I mean, why all the fuss 'bout e-mails an' pages? After all, congress is jus' like one big fraternity, an' back in the frats we did things to freshman guys that would make the likes of Coop and the Duke blush. But we weren't gay or nuthin'. We jus' liked to do non-straight things to other guys, y'know, fer fun.
There once was a man named Foley
Who made like he was oh so Holy.
But he caused quite a mess
When pages he wanted to caress,
And now 'Publicans are payin' a toll-e.
Who made like he was oh so Holy.
But he caused quite a mess
When pages he wanted to caress,
And now 'Publicans are payin' a toll-e.
I showed it to Dick but he threw it to the gound an' stomped on it, then walked off in a huff. But I think it's kinda funny. Jus' like the good ol' days of college.
I mean, why all the fuss 'bout e-mails an' pages? After all, congress is jus' like one big fraternity, an' back in the frats we did things to freshman guys that would make the likes of Coop and the Duke blush. But we weren't gay or nuthin'. We jus' liked to do non-straight things to other guys, y'know, fer fun.
posted by Dubya | 9:16 AM
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There once was a man named Fole-y
Who had an undiscipline pole-y --
When it came down to sex
Young boys were the best
For this arse-bandit hungry for
hole-y.
Redux, without the spelling error:
There once was a man named Fole-y
Who had an undisciplined pole-y --
When it came down to sex
Young boys were the best
For this arse-bandit hungry for
hole-y.
Thanks fer the poems Raymond.
Jus' goes to show ya gotta be careful with slogans like "No child left behind," 'cause somebody might jus' take ya literally.
Said Foley, politickal toast,
"Th one thing that I regret most,
Is that I sought some tail
Usin only e-mail,
When I shouda been usin th Post."
Thanks fer the poem Joey.
Nice double en . . . er, double enton . . . um . . .
. . . nice play on words.
Right before the November election
Mark Foley, he got an erection
He e-mailed his page
Who wasn't of age
And now Foley's under inspection.
Thanks fer the contribution, Jedimacfan.
I especially liked the rhymin' of election with erection, but that's jus' me.
A Haiku:
No child left behind
Means no child's behind is left
alone by Congress
Awesome, Hobbs, simply awesome.
That is such a good poem Hobbs. I can only think of one word in the entire English language that proprietarily describes it: FANTABULOUS
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