Grrrrr Foley
Darn that Mark Foley. I'm sure it's all his fault.
It should jus' be obvious to any rational person that if not for his e-mails and IMs goin' public, Republicans would still be in charge of the House, the Senate, an' all of the Gubernatorialships. And Rummy would still have a job.
Well, that and the Hastert cover-up . . . , uh, the Abramoff scandal . . . , and I guess the Scooter Libby scandal . . . , and probly the Haggard scandal didn't help any . . . , the housin' market's depressed an' causin' foreclosures . . . , er, and of course there's Iraq and, y'know, soldiers dyin' an' stuff.
But otherwise, if not fer Foley's e-mails an' IMs leakin' out we woulda won, 'cause, y'know, Kerry screwed up tellin' that joke of his. Right there, that would've won it fer us otherwise.
Kerry's Dumb Joke--that was such a good platform.
It should jus' be obvious to any rational person that if not for his e-mails and IMs goin' public, Republicans would still be in charge of the House, the Senate, an' all of the Gubernatorialships. And Rummy would still have a job.
Well, that and the Hastert cover-up . . . , uh, the Abramoff scandal . . . , and I guess the Scooter Libby scandal . . . , and probly the Haggard scandal didn't help any . . . , the housin' market's depressed an' causin' foreclosures . . . , er, and of course there's Iraq and, y'know, soldiers dyin' an' stuff.
But otherwise, if not fer Foley's e-mails an' IMs leakin' out we woulda won, 'cause, y'know, Kerry screwed up tellin' that joke of his. Right there, that would've won it fer us otherwise.
Kerry's Dumb Joke--that was such a good platform.
posted by Dubya | 4:28 PM
3 Comments:
It is all his fault!!!! The people voted Democratic not because of your job, but cuz of Foley's!!!!
After such a bummer day, here's Hopin' Laura served you up a nice cup of hot cocoa..too bad you quit drinkin', dubya. First you quit rum and now rummy quits on you. Pretty crummy.
Salbert: Thanks fer yer affirmations. They is comfort.
Raymond: Yes, and now I feel like a dummy. And I is feelin' all growly in my tummy.
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