Halloween's a Comin' Up
Halloween's comin' up soon, an' I hear Barry Bonds is goin' a trick an' a treatin' as himself. Ooooh, scary.
Anyway, I gotta decide on what my costume will be.
Could be I might dress up as Tom Cruise and go trick er treatin' at Oprah's house and Brooke Shields' place. I also been thinkin' 'bout dressin' up like a Congressional Pageboy an' visitin' some of my fellow 'Publicans from the House 'o Reps. Or I might get me a Barack Obama mask an' show up at Hillary's doorstep. Heck, I jus' don't know. So many choices . . .
Given all the events of the past year, there's also:
Anyway, I gotta decide on what my costume will be.
Could be I might dress up as Tom Cruise and go trick er treatin' at Oprah's house and Brooke Shields' place. I also been thinkin' 'bout dressin' up like a Congressional Pageboy an' visitin' some of my fellow 'Publicans from the House 'o Reps. Or I might get me a Barack Obama mask an' show up at Hillary's doorstep. Heck, I jus' don't know. So many choices . . .
Given all the events of the past year, there's also:
- Flat Housin' Market Man
- Deficit Spendin' Man
- Guy Walkin' 'round with a Bag o' Hair Gel an' Lipbalm
- North Korean Nukular Man
- Iranian Nukular Man
- The Ghost of WMAs Past
- The Spectre of an Iraqi Timetable
- and last, but not least, the Resurrection of a Democratic Congress (shudder)
posted by Dubya | 10:01 AM
2 Comments:
You can always dress up like you was in th National Gard or sompm. No one woud reckonize ya!
Hey, that's not a bad idea Joey. I'd have to get my ol' uniform outa mothballs. I think it's still back in Houston, . . . or is it in ALabama?
No, it's gotta be in Houston, 'cause I don't think I ever even took it to Alabama.
Oops, I probly shouldn't be writin' that. Where's the undo thingiemabob?
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