Michael "Snot Funny" Mukasey
I don't know what all the political fuss is 'bout my new pick fer AG, Michael Mukasey. There ain't nuthin' political 'bout it. Ta be honest, when I first herd his name, I thunk to myself, Hey, his name kinda sounds like "mucus," bet I could come up with some purdy choice nicknames. Like Michael "Get-the-Phlegm-Out" Mukasey or Mikey "The Mucus" Mukasey.But once I got to know the guy an' had my staffers read his resume to me, I realized that Mukasey--in addishun to havin' a purdy funny name--is a dang qualified nominee. So he's got my full backin'.
An' to show y'all how serious I am 'bout backin' this fella, each an' every Senator who votes to confirmify Mukasey will receive the followin' gift fer free*:
Yer very own Mukasey Chia head. Note the likeness.*Shipping and Handling not included.
posted by Dubya | 2:41 PM
3 Comments:
I think the chia head has a tad bit more hair. :o)
Sir, I'm sure Mr. Mucas is every bit as qualified as Mike Brown was to run FEMA.
Hey, that monkey kinda looks like Mukasey too . . .
Mike Brown? Never heard of 'im.
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