Epifanny

I jus' had a sudden realization! Y'know them New Year's Day resolutions, well since they're called New Year's Day resolutions I think they only apply to New Year's Day. That bein' the case, y'all can forget 'bout what I sed in my last post, 'cause with the exception of changin' the constitution fer Ahnold, seein' the Rambo film, not sneakin' beers, an' wrestlin' with Dick fer occupation an' control over the Oval Office, they've all been fulfilled.

But don't you worry none neither, 'cause I'm still gonna see that Rambo film.