First Delay, Now Frist

Tom's fightin' somthin' fierce against charges of conspiracy to commit election fraud, not to mention money laundering. Then, just when it looked like Bill's conflict of interest story was fallin' out of the news cycle, some reporter digs up information about how Bill's brother manages hospital stocks held by both of them.

All I can say about this despicable, reprehensible state of affairs, the media houndin' good men and all, is that at least it means they ain't houndin' me. Finally, all that polling data is gone and I can just forget about my job performance. Now if only things would just stop blowin' up in Iraq. I sure hope someone's on top of that one.

Hey, maybe it'll be a good time to slip out for a vacation soon.