Lightnin' Bolt in the U.N.

Johnny "The Lightnin' Bolt" Bolton did us some fine service in the U.N. today. The U.N.'s Special Advisor to Kofi Annan wanted to brief everyone about some grave human rights violations in Darfur, and we put a stop to that. It was funny too, cause ol' Lightnin' Bolt told 'em that they needed to act instead of talk. But the thing of it is, if they don't talk and the press don't cover it, no one will have to act. Now that's just a hoot . . . , except for, you know, the part about human rights violations.