Abramoff Cops a Plea
Dammit, I can't believe that friggin' lobbyist Abramoff copped a plea. He shoulda stuck to his guns until they dragged him off kickin' and screamin' 'bout Democrats playin' partisan politics. An' he has the nerve to call himself a Republican.
And I really don't need this kinda press--not when I'm pushin' for the renewification of the Patriot Act, no siree. Too busy. Can't afford this nonsense. Plus, I gotta go pick up chips, dogs, an' beer fer tomorrow's big Texas game.
And I really don't need this kinda press--not when I'm pushin' for the renewification of the Patriot Act, no siree. Too busy. Can't afford this nonsense. Plus, I gotta go pick up chips, dogs, an' beer fer tomorrow's big Texas game.
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Mr. President, surely you can't be shocked that Abramoff plea bargained. I mean really, doesn't the NSA tell you anything?
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