Simpson Snub
I can't believe Jessica Simpson blew me off. Here I is the leader of the free world, and a pop singer turns down not only an invite, but face time with me--ME, the Presidint of the freedoms lovin' peoples of America. Jus' fer that, I'm movin' her offa my playlist on my mp3 player--fer a whole week, no make that two weeks.
posted by Dubya | 4:01 PM
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If Joey Polanski was yer cheef o staff, Mr Presdent, youda had a back-up Simpson fer th foto-op, just in case Jessica pulld some premadonna shit like this.
I'm sorry.
Thank y'all fer your sympathizin'. I wuz thinkin' of invitin' Britney as a back-up, but that Kevin jus' bugs the heck out of me and the missus.
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