Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle . . .

Some crazy kinda news story says that peoples an' monkeys mighta done somethin' kinda naughty way back when. It jus' 'bout made me spit up my afternoon be . . . , er, um, coffee. Anyway, not sure what ta make of it all. It kinda makes my head hurt, like back when I was in college an' I would go ta one of them classes they kept tryin' ta get me to attend. What's up with that anyway, I thought college was fer drinkin' be . . . , er, um, coffee. Yeah, that college was fer drinkin' coffee. An' who came up this this DNA stuff, anyway? DNA, RNA, IRA, VCR, it's all jus' a bunch of silly letters if ya asks me.