al-Zarqawi: The Gallup % Solution!!!

I love America! Aint it jus' grand. I kill one guy an' now people will love me again. Maybe my approvement ratings will even shoot over 60%, like back when we captured Saddam. Heck, imagine if I ever gets Bin Ladin--bet y'all my polls would shoot over a 120%. Whoooeeee!!! Let the good times roll.

I'm movin', I'm groovin'
I'm not afraid of losin'.

My polls, they're higher,
This President's on fire.

No stoppin' what's happenin'
I'm doin' my frat boy rappinin'

I'm movin', I'm groovin',
I don't need no more boozin'.

My country, 'tis of thee,
America, now you so love me,

So give me your liberty
For Halliburton's prosperity.

I'm movin', I'm groovin,
I'm constitutionally snoozin'!


. . . sorry, I jus' had to do li'l dance there. Heh, heh.