Everythin' is Under Control
I've heard there's been reports of a massive manatee in the Hudson river. I want everyone to remain calm. I am convenin' a briefin' with the Joint Chiefs an' I wanna assure the American public that this President is on top of things. I will keep America safe. Sea monsters will not be allowed to assault or further penetrate our borders--oceanic or otherwise.
Update: Okay, as it turns out a manatee is jus' a large but docile aquatic mammal that eats marine and freshwater plants. Didn't know that. In a way, they're actually sorta cute:
Dang, hope this doesn't turn out like the whole rabbit fiaso did fer Carter.
Update: Okay, as it turns out a manatee is jus' a large but docile aquatic mammal that eats marine and freshwater plants. Didn't know that. In a way, they're actually sorta cute:
Dang, hope this doesn't turn out like the whole rabbit fiaso did fer Carter.
posted by Dubya | 3:10 PM
3 Comments:
Still, it nevr hurts to look like a strong leadr.
Id set up a no-swim zone, to be patrold by Dubai Ports World.
just keep it outta tha tuna, mmkay?
Be advizd: Th Chinease have dvelopd a manatee thats nuklear powerd. Carrys missles, too.
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