Poll: 31%
First the Dems win, then Rummy leaves, and now my polls are at an all time low of 31%. Laura tells me I gotta look fer the positives. So I tries to tell myself that 31% of the country still approvifies of me. That's not scratch neither.
Lessee, take the total population, subtract those who can vote . . . , no, wait, that's wrong, so it must be add those who can vote, and then multiply by 31 . . . so, that all equals . . . 15,873,354,359. Wow, over fifteen billion peoples in America approvifies of me. Them's a lot of people. I didn't even realize we had fifteen billion peoples, but ya can't argues with math.
Lessee, take the total population, subtract those who can vote . . . , no, wait, that's wrong, so it must be add those who can vote, and then multiply by 31 . . . so, that all equals . . . 15,873,354,359. Wow, over fifteen billion peoples in America approvifies of me. Them's a lot of people. I didn't even realize we had fifteen billion peoples, but ya can't argues with math.
posted by Dubya | 12:09 PM
2 Comments:
No, Mr Presdent.
Ya gotta multiply by POINT three one.
Woont be th firs time ya missd th POINT, woud it sir?
What?!? Oh . . .
Ha, ha, you almos' got me, Joey.
I almos' fell for that one, but even I knows ya can't multiply a point. A point's jus' a dot. I remembers from my schoolin' that the numbers is what ya gotta multiply.
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