HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Happy New Year, everybody! Wow, and what a year it's been. I brought Saddam to justice jus' like I said I would after 9-11. I brought Robert Gates in as Secretary of Defence, jus' like I always wanted to. Uncle Dick didn't shoot anymore people. An' even though the Republican Party lost the House an' the Senate in the las' elections, I held off all challengers in 2006 an' made sure that the White House stayed in Republican hands. Heck, I don't even remember who my Democratic challenger was in the 06 'lections.
I jus' wish there was some way to mark the past year's accomplishments, y'know like a way to quantify it with numbers. Like in baseball--hey, I was in baseball . . . well, anyway, in baseball it's special when a batter finally gets his 3000th hit fer his career. Y'know, it defines 'em. If only there were a parallel.
I jus' wish there was some way to mark the past year's accomplishments, y'know like a way to quantify it with numbers. Like in baseball--hey, I was in baseball . . . well, anyway, in baseball it's special when a batter finally gets his 3000th hit fer his career. Y'know, it defines 'em. If only there were a parallel.
posted by Dubya | 12:07 PM
4 Comments:
No stat is as astonishing as yer "on-base" prcentage back when you was in th Guard, sir.
A lot of our soldiers, sir Commander in Chief, are impressed with your RBI total as they help you rack up more Return Back to Iraq numbers.
Hank Aaron only racked up 2297 RBI to be the all-time leader. You've crushed him.
Congratulations.
raymond
Congrats, sir! You got more strikes than balls!
Hi Joey. Thanks fer noticin' my whiff count! Wait, yer talkin' 'bout my pitchin', right?
Raymond, all I can say is I did it without steroids. Now when's Hank gonna show up ta shake my hand?
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