Reports is Premature
Scattered 'bout the White House today I keep findin' newspapers with headlines like, "AMERICA LOSES A PRESIDENT" or "AN UNLIKELY PRESIDENT DIES."
Hey folks, I'm still alive! Jeez, now I know how celebreties feel 'bout tabloid lies.
Update: Okay, turns out those headlines is 'bout Gerald Ford. Wow, he was a great man--he invented the automobile and he was President. Rest in peace, Mr. Ford, rest in peace.
Hey folks, I'm still alive! Jeez, now I know how celebreties feel 'bout tabloid lies.
Update: Okay, turns out those headlines is 'bout Gerald Ford. Wow, he was a great man--he invented the automobile and he was President. Rest in peace, Mr. Ford, rest in peace.
posted by Dubya | 12:09 PM
1 Comments:
I dunno.
Dontcha think Ford had a real Dick fer his Cheef o Staff?
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