Documents Shmocuments

The press is jus' fallin' in with Saddam and all those who promote Saddamism. Here the press comes reportin' how documents from high level Iraqi meetings before the war show that the Iraqi's and Saddam had completely abandoned the idea of WMDs. Dontcha get it? This is all part of Saddam's secret plan ta discredit me.

All those years, he knew we wuz gonna invade, an' he knew that we would find these documents, an' he knew that I would allow the war ta drag on, an' he knew my popularity ratin's would be low, so it should be obvious to everyone that he staged these secret meetings jus' ta embarass me about the absence of WMDs. But little did he know that I'd still have the upper hand. I can't be embarassed, 'cause I have no sense of shame! I am absolutely shameless. Hah! So there!