Misquoted
I can't believe I been done an' gone been misquoted.
Las' week the papers an' the television media reported how I sed that I would see peace in the Middle East before my presidincy wuz up. After that all the prognistificators an' punditeers went full tilt talkin' 'bout how that's jus' me tryin' to boost my legacy and how it jus aint gonna happen.
Thing of it is, that's not what I sed.
What I sed wuz that I would bring peas to the Middle East, an' I did too--a pound o' frozen Birdseye.
Mission Accomplished!
Las' week the papers an' the television media reported how I sed that I would see peace in the Middle East before my presidincy wuz up. After that all the prognistificators an' punditeers went full tilt talkin' 'bout how that's jus' me tryin' to boost my legacy and how it jus aint gonna happen.
Thing of it is, that's not what I sed.
What I sed wuz that I would bring peas to the Middle East, an' I did too--a pound o' frozen Birdseye.
Mission Accomplished!
posted by Dubya | 4:50 PM
5 Comments:
HAHAHAHA!
It should have been Jolly Green Giant!
Sheet, ya have sir, ya have.
Ya got rid o' that nasty soddom whosain dincha?
In my book that is as close as you're ever gonna get to bringing peace to them people over there, so pat yourself on the back.
No carrots? You suck.
You pead there and your dad puked in China! What a legacy, Sir!
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