Mississippi--Not My Fault

Okay, so it looks like the Republican party lost another seat in Congress, but it's not my fault, really. I mean, I didn't even campaign fer the guy. If you wanna blame anyone, blame Dick. He went down an' actually campaign'd fer the fella. Or, if you wanna, blame McCain--he's the Republican in the news these days.

Nope, not my fault. I wasn't anywhere near Mississippi. I was at my daughter's weddin'. Heck, I wasn't even drunk--Laura wouldn't let me get anywhere near the booze.