Big Speech

Boy, I gotta get ready fer my state o' the union speech. I think that's like in Febuary or somethin'. So many important topics to consider--I gotta narrow 'em down. Not sure which ones ta keep an' which ones ta drop.

1. Supreme Court - After all, I is certainly shapin' the legal future of the country.
2. Avian Flu - Damn environmentalists! So what if nature has the sniffles.
3. Global Warmin' - See bullit point fer Avian Flu.
4. Pakistan - People don't really care that we dropped a missle in Pakistan, do they?
5. Brett Favre - Will he retire or won't he? An' why isn't his name pronounced favor?
6. Economy - Doin' well. The question is how many times ta mention it.
7. Health Care - Not enough people have it. Question is how few times ta mention it, if at all.
8. Katrina - Now who is she again? Is she that one datin' Bradd Pitt?
9. The Big Texas Issue - Can they get on w/out Vince Young? Oh yeah, an' Tom DeLay.
10. 2006 - Might wanna remind peoples ta change how they date their checks.
11. Economy - Hey, it's doin well. Talk about it A LOT!
12. Terrorism - How I is keepin' America safe from threats.
    
13. Iran - Growin' nucular threat.
14. N. Korea - Growin' nucular threat.
1. hmm . . . maybe I don't really wanna talk 'bout Iran or N. Korea.
   
15. Patriot Act - Only a communist or a terrorist would complain 'bout givin' up civil rights.
16. Approvement Ratings - Hey, can't a Prez get some love?

Well, that 'bout covers it. Am I fergettin somethin'?