Capitalism Will Endure!!!
Black Friday. Free enterprise. Free markets. The vim an' vigor of capitalism is why the terrorists will never destroy us. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in the parking lots, we shall fight at the entrances, we shall fight at the shopping carts, we shall fight in the aisles, we shall fight at the registers, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight for the Playstations, we shall fight for the X-Boxes, we shall fight for the Wii's, we shall fight for the I-Pods; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Nation or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the laptop and PDA carrying tourists an' travellers on business, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the Old World, with all its Blairs and Chiracs and Royals, might step forth to the rescue and the liberation of the New.
posted by Dubya | 10:05 PM
2 Comments:
Look like em Iraqis aint gonna stop fightin any time soon neithr, sir.
Gess we musta suckseeded in creatin a Merican-style dmockracy ovr there.
HAIL TO TH CHEEF!
Hey Joey, you is a outright genus. Your right, we have almos' achieved American democracy in Iraq.
Now we jus' hafta get them to do they's fightin' in the malls.
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