Big News!!!
Whoa, a new study--a medical study--says that alcohol can protect you from brain injury! I gotta show this ta Laura. I got proof. Alcohol is good fer you. Liquor up the egg nog boys, it's gonna be a Happy Holidays fer me!
Update: I showed the report to Laura, an' all she said wuz "All the alcohol in the world won't protect the country from your injury." Then she closed the library door on me. What's her meanin' by that anyway?
Update: I showed the report to Laura, an' all she said wuz "All the alcohol in the world won't protect the country from your injury." Then she closed the library door on me. What's her meanin' by that anyway?
posted by Dubya | 9:33 AM
1 Comments:
Now if you can find some medickle benefit t stickin coke up yer nose, ya got it made, sir!
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