Science is Lame

People is always criticizin' my administration's science and my administration's representification of the facts, but my view is that you can't trust science if you can't trust scientists. So here's a story 'bout scientists watchin' ice melt, an' all they can do is yak'bout that mythical global warmin' their always talkin' bout.

Okay, fer all you scientits out there here's a news flash: ICE MELTS

That's what it does.

'Nuff said.