Bummed

I'm sorry I havn't been postin' much lately. I've been kinda bummed an' depressed. It's been pointed out to me that this whole Obama-McCain dust-up has imprecations fer me. 'Parently, whichever one of 'em gets the most votes in November gets to have my seat in the Oval Office.

Did anybody else know 'bout this?

Man, nobody tells me nuthin'.

An' to think, I gave McCain my endorsement too. Bet he wuz yuckin' it up inside.

I'll be a Monkey's Uncle . . .

Well, accordin' to some kinda scientifical research, chimps calm each other down with hugs an' kisses. I guess that jus' goes to show that touchy-feely liberals is descended from chimps.

I Coulda Won a Hundred Dollars!!!

I bet the answer wuz D. Buyer's Remorse, 'cause that's the one that made the audience chuckle.

Huh?!?

Someone sent this to me in e-mail. Sed it wuz my greatest speech ever. I don't get it.

Those Whacky Dems

Man, jus' watched me this video, an' it captures jus' 'bout everythin' I understan' 'bout the Demoncratic primary system:



Why don't they have sumthin' sensible an' straight forward, like us Republicans with a wiener take all approach.