Dubya's Personal Blog

Welcome to my personal thoughts and contemtat . . . , comptmepta . . . , contemplash . . . , well, you know, things I think about. I try to enter my ideas on a regular basis, but what with running the free world, and being there for my darling wife, I don't have much free time. Only about four or five hours a day. So, enjoy!

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Friday, January 23, 2009

Goat

I know I sed goodbye an' all, but I just had to post this 'cause I think there're some Nigerian-thinkin' type people out there here in the media in our own American nation, 'cause their tryin' ta make a goat outta me fer the country's ills, when we all know it's all Bill Clinton's fault.

Anyway, here's two links to a story 'bout how police in Nigeria think some car thief turned into a goat to try to evade capture: Link #1, Link #2.

Man, that's jus' crazy talk.

Anyone with half a brain knows that if you wanna evade capture you oughtta turn into a cheetah or sumthin'.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Retirement Party

Wow, yesterday was a blast. Had the biggest retirement party ever. Not only did both 'Publicans an' Demoncrats come out to celebrate my eight years of office, but looking out over the mall it looked near 'bout the whole country came to give me a proper send off. Heck, even Aretha Franklin came out an' belted out a number fer ol' Dubya.

Oh yeah, an' they also swore the new guy in. After all, can't hog all the glory to myself.

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