I'm Innicent

Whoa, Uncle Dick an' Al Gonzales got indited. Hope I don't git indited as well, but if I do I got me a great alibi. Jus' ask any Dem, an' they'll tellya, I been asleep in the oval office the whole time.

Things Change

Met that Obama feller yesterday. Seems like a nice enough guy. Fact of the the matter is he's young, has little experience, hasn't been much involved in international politics, and he's charismatic. To be honest, he reminds me a lot of myself when I was elected. Only difference is I'm not a Harvard man.

Oh yeah, also, he's a Senator and I was a Governor.

Otherwise, no real difference far as I can tell.


Update: Hey, what's the deal here, how come I din't get invited on the big Republican Cruise???

Elections 2008

Is it over???

Can I come out now?