A Real Dilemma
Someone jus' e-mailed me a video that looks like some announcement I taped in relation ta global warmin', but I'll be darned if I can remember ever doin' such a thing. Oh no, maybe I been infected with mad cow. I don't recall eatin' any steak from that Alabama farm that had an infected cow, but maybe that's jus' another symptom. How do I know whether I'm not rememberin' stuff if I'm really not rememberin' it? Now heck, if that ain't what they call a pair o' ducks.
posted by Dubya | 10:38 PM
4 Comments:
Dubya, it's not Mad Cow, it could be AVIAN FLU! Watch out! Stay away from KFC!
Why dontcha announce a global coolin initiative, Mr Presdent?
I can't have no avian flu, Salbert, I don't even drink avian. I don't go fer none a that high falootin' bottled water stuff.
An' as fer a global coolin' initiative, Joey, I bring that one up every year in December, but all anyone ever does is laugh an' say, "Good one, Dubya, good one." But I don't get it. What's so funny?
Dubya: I hear NASA is building a launch pad on the moon to send astronauts to Mars. I know why, Mars must have oil!
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