Keepin' an Eye on the Keeper of Naughty and Nice
Jus' so y'all know, in the interest of homeland security we'll be trackin' the movements of ol' Saint Nick on Christmas Eve.
We jus' want all the li'l kiddies to be able to know where Santa is.
And we wanna be sure he's not carryin' more than 3 ounces of liquids, gels, or baby formula.
We jus' want all the li'l kiddies to be able to know where Santa is.
And we wanna be sure he's not carryin' more than 3 ounces of liquids, gels, or baby formula.
posted by Dubya | 11:19 PM
1 Comments:
How come you aint watrboardin th guy?
I mean ... He gotta know where Bin Laden is, dontee? How else coud he NOT bring Bin Laden no toys fer bein so naugty?
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