Don't See No Problem

Well, the liberal media is all hot an' bothered 'cause some Air Force launch crew fell asleep while holdin' classified nucular launch code devices.

Really don't see what the problem is. Do that all the time myself.

Renowned???

Accordin' ta Yahoo! news, the woman renowned as the worlds oldest blogger "signed off," which is a euphimism fer "kicked the bucket."

The thing I don't get is, in order ta be renowned at somethin', dontcha hafta be nowned at it first. An' another thing, as Presidint, dontcha think I'd know if someone was nowned, much less renowned.

Gotta have my press guy look inta this.

Whiny Whiners

Phil "I-Ain't-No-Dr" Gramm, one a' John "Take-No_Prisoners" McCain's economic advisors, jus' called America a nation a' whiners.

An' jus ta prove his point, the liberal media's gone off on a whinin' jag 'bout what he sed ever since.

4th of July

HAPPY INDESCENDENCE DAY!!!

...when we celebrate our descendence as Americans!