Um . . . Really?!?!

Please Call First

Add to list of people who are no longer allowed to just "drop-in" at the White House:

• Paul Wolfowitz
• Monica Goodling

Update: Whoa, check this out--a Jesus shark!

Credit fer AIDs Work

How does Bill keep gettin' credit fer doin' stuff??? This time it's fer lowerin' the cost of some kinda AIDs drug.

Hey, I do lots fer AIDs.

I mean I do lots fer people who are inflicted with AIDs.

Why, jus' the other day I threw a quarter out the window at a bum who coulda had AIDs, but ya don't see me crowin' to the press 'bout it an' tryin' to hog the credit fer good deeds market.

Nosiree, I'm what they call humboldt.

Cucharachas

Okay, I'm gonna be kinda busy fer the next few days. I gotta catch me some roaches.

My First Time

Well, there it is, my first veto.

I wasn't sure how I'd feel after my first time doing it.

So how do I feel?

I feel, um, I dunno, kinda . . . well. Hmmm.

I feel so . . . so . . . dirty. Yeah, that's it, DIRTY.


Ha, ha! I like it.

I wanna do it again.