That's My Gal!!!

Half 'n Half

Oh Dang! Gitmo is all over the news now. More U.S. troops killed in Iraq. But at least we still have them prizonors an' our boyz is still fightin' fer my policies in Iraq. Hell, an' I'm still Presidint--let's not ferget that.

Some people sez you can tell a lot 'bout a person by whether they see a glass as half full or half empty. Sounds like rubbish to me. From my perspection, I see a glass that either need drinkin' or fillin'.

Speakin' a which, I got sum bizness ta take care of.

Cya.

I Thought I was Watchin' the Sopranos . . .

What the f*&%! What happened to James Gandolfini?!?

FOX Rocks!!!

What the hell is wrong with this self-proclaimed liberal viewer?!?



Bottom line: FOX News, it's not actually unfactual, an' that's good enough fer America.

Whew!!!

I was walkin' down the hall when some aide tol' me that congress had issued us a subpenis. I was all ready ta get insulted an' hold a press conference to prove that my penis was anythin' but "sub." Then the aide said, "No, Mr. Presidint, S-U-B-P-O-E-N-A-S."

Well, that's a relief.

Inspirational

I'm jus' impressed by that Paris Hilton gal. Here she is goin' back to jail an' she's makin' the best of a bad break. Jus' goes ta show, when life gives you lemons, jus' sell it to someone who can make lemonaid. Maybe Scooter can take a page from Paris' book.

Funny Stuff

Man, that Mad TV sure is funny. Check this skit out. It's a riot. They really nail that Steve Jobs an' Apple Computers.





Whew, I'm sure glad they ain't pickin' on me.

Speakin' of pickin', I gotta go take care of somethin'.