Dubya's Personal Blog

Welcome to my personal thoughts and contemtat . . . , comptmepta . . . , contemplash . . . , well, you know, things I think about. I try to enter my ideas on a regular basis, but what with running the free world, and being there for my darling wife, I don't have much free time. Only about four or five hours a day. So, enjoy!

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Location: Washington, D.C., United States

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I Think I'm In Love . . .



Not ta knock Laura or nuthin', but here's a woman I could see havin' a real conversashun with!!!

Monday, August 27, 2007

A Sad Day . . .

I can't believe that Alberto has resigned. It is with the deepest of regrets that I accepted his decision.



'Fact, I walked into his office ta have a one on one chat with the man. I sez to 'im, "Al, are ya sure you're resigning," an' he sez to me, "Wait, I what?!?" I sure hope he remembers us.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

FOX Rocks!!!

The folks over at FOX did a great job back when we wuz wantin' ta invade Iraq, an' now they're doin' a great job with Iran. Not sure who put this li'l tributary together, but it's a great highlight real of FOX's best work.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Stupid Like a Fox

Lotsa peoples is sayin' I'm stupid fer defendin' mah Iraq policy by makin' an analogy 'tween Iraq an' Vietnam. They think I've gone all goo-goo in the brain. Well, let me tell y'all somethin': if I is stupid, its stupid like a FOX.

Yeah, that's right. You herd me.

I mean think 'bout it. There's folks out there think we wussed out in 'nam. There's folks think we shoulda gone all nukuler on ol' South East Asia. Well, thanks ta mah 'nam comparison, all those folks'll be on mah side. Hah!!!

Anyone who thinks we shoulda stuck it out in 'nam, drafted more American boys so's we coulda poured tons more troops in there, an' maybe drop a few nukes on that li'l penisula--well, all those folks, they'll be Dubya supporters.

So who's laughin' now?

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Sniff, Sniff . . .

No, that's not the sound of me snortin' any kinda white gold. I jus' been all broken up 'cause Karl's leavin'. Man, I can't believe it. I can't eat, I can't sleep, an' I've e'en been havin' trouble postin' to mah blog.

Even this video I foun' online jus' gets me all teary eyed.



Man, where's Karl???

Sunday, August 12, 2007

WTF!?!

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Weird

I don't get it. Had a physical not too long ago, but I think I'm blackin' out. I mean, I don't even remember this press conference, but, hey, at least I'm on top a' things.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Halo Dolly

Check it out folks, my Presidincy is blessed. I got me mah very own halo!

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