In Mammary

I can't believe that William F. Buckley Jr. has passed away. It's not like we got a lotta smart conservatives left to be losin' any of 'em.

Rest in peace, Willy ol' boy, rest in peace.

Where's the Beef?

Well, the beef's probly in some school lunch that some kid already et.


Okay, I know that wasn't really in good taste, but I couldn't resist. Besides, it's not my problem, 'cause I'm off ta Africa.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE!!!

Love is in the air. I think when I go upstairs to bed tonight I'll endorse my wife.

All-In

Sorry folks I havn't been postin' so much lately.

Did anyone else know that you can play poker on-line. 'Course, I'm playin' Texas Hold-em.

An' gol'darnit, I think this is how I can scare up some cash to pay fer that economic stimulus package.

I jus' gotta win back the money I lost first.



Now, lessee, goin' all-in to draw into an inside straight is s'posed to be good, right?

Um, Okay, I'm on Board -- I Want a Wii!!!

In fact, I may need to include the Wii in the current economic bill. After all, this certainly gives a whole new meanin' to the phrase "stimulus package."

Oh My, I Think Ann's Gone Off Her Nut . . .