Tenet, Maher, and Bears . . . OH MY!

Well, Tenet's comin' out with his new book. Can't say as a approvify. Ex-CIA Director. Ain't he s'pposed ta keep secrets not throw 'em out there fer all the world ta see. If I knowed he was gonna rite a book, not sure I woulda involved him in so much.


An' what's up with this? Like I don't have enough problems as it is, I gotta have people like Raymond Pert linkin' hurtful stuff like this to my blog:




And finally, BEARS!


There, I'm done.
Jus' had ta get that said.

Gonzales

I hafta say that I completely support Alberto "All-But-The-Truth" Gonzales.

Afterall, standin' next ta him, I not only look competent but downright like a shear genus!!!

No Ring-a-Ding-Ding Here

Hmm, Wolfowitz?

Wolfowitz, Paul Wolfowitz?

Nope. Doesnn't ring a bell.

Showdown

Well, the Dems an' a han'ful of traitorous 'Publicans in the Senate have gone ahead an' done it. They've passed a bill to promote stem cell research. Well, I say no way, an' I ain't backin' down. Got my veto pen all ready, an' somebody's gonna git taken out to the woodshed.


Update: Um, jus' to clarify, it's not me who's gonna git taken out to the woodshed, it's them. At least I hope it's them.

My Spendin' BIll or No Spendin' Bill: Choose

Dems want me to sign their Spendin' Bill fer the troops, I want them to sign my Spendin' Bill fer the troops. Heh, heh, I can play chicken with the best of 'em. I ain't afraid of 'em. Bring it on, baby, bring it on. I can take all of 'em. I ain't no lame duck. I'm a two termer. I'm the first an' best Presidint of the 21st Century. I'll show them uppity Dems what fer.

Oh, yeah, but mostly I'm doin' this fer the troops.

Man, Is It Gettin' Hot Aroun' Here, or Am I Jus' Gettin' Hot Aroun' the Collar?!?

What the heck, first Al Gore's crusade nets him an' Oscar, then it nets him an Emmy, and now it even wins a Supreme Court case.

What happened? I thought I stacked that Court better'n I stacked Florida.